Introducing me!

If you told me to sum myself up to you in one sentence, I'd say- i hate being uncomfortable!!!<PS- i said that really out loud, shouting, even screaming, and there was supposed to be an infinity sign behind the exclamation marks but i couldn't find it on the keyboard> i hate it, hate it, hate it! i hate being uncomfortable, i hate being trapped in an uncomfortable situation, it makes me feel 'not myself' and i hate not being myself. being uncomfortable transcends to a whole lot of other stuff for me. psychologically, i hate having a guilty conscience, i just don't feel comfortable until i right what wrongs had been wrought by my hands, mouth and mind. spiritually, i hate to sin; i mean no born-again christian feels at peace when they know they've done something displeasing to God, at least i don't. on some days, i check back every one hour at my activities to see if I've done any wrong according to the ten commandments, but then i just remember that I'm made right not by my works but by His grace. when it comes to attitudinal behaviours; i hate being nervous- i don't think straight whenever I'm nervous and most times when i get nervous it's usually cos i have something very important to do, like write an important exam or appear at an important interview. so you know what i do to help ease myself- i act like i don't care(that by the way is another character of mine that i don't really take to but it just happens to come in handy for this particular situation. most times when i act like i don't care about doing something i usually end up doing a good job cos i didn't care if i did it well or not in the first place and there's no pressure.. i hate lying!i honestly can't remember the last time i lied which is something that I'm very proud of.and i don't just hate lying, i dislike people who lie. srzly, it takes how many tooth out of your dental if you just told the truth?..ooh i dislike people who are pessimistic,they always fear for the worst. what would it take to hope for good,besides it has been proven- by me and any other scientist i may not know- that your beliefs have a strong effect on how things finally turn out to work for you. so next time,don't just think big,think good..,i dislike proud people; pride goes before a fall they say, and trust me it does! i dislike people who feel like they're all that- well they may be but i just hate it when they rub it all up in my face! i dislike people who suffer from something i call 'the SCS'(superiority complex syndrome), and also bullies. hee! I've promised myself a thousand times that  the day anyone in their properly placed minds will come and just think that they can push me around or forcefully have their way with me(Kai! stop that bad thought), i go show them say khaki no be leather *i too get mouth shey*..and I'm not leaving out those with the ICS(inferiority complex syndrome),nothing more annoying than someone who can't hold their own and stand their ground in these free world of ours! hmmn., i dislike chauvinists and people who think they're always right . they always have the right solutions to every problems and they always want to have their way.arrgh!that could be downright frustrating and even breath-choking! *sighs* so enough with the people-problem, i hope i don't have a problem myself .. moving on to food #shining my teeth# now,i hate marshy foods. once my noodles get soggy,off to the bin it goes. i love my 'baked products' brown,crispy and moderately hard. this means that you'll never catch me munching on a loaf of soft, white bread,even in my dreams hehe never! but i give an exception to my cakes,who doesn't love a nice brown,soft & fluffy piece of cake?

    I guess that's as much as i can come up with right now,you're prolly wondering if I'm sane,i mean how do other people's problems affect me that much or how does a certain kind of food make me feel uncomfortable?well,it does! cos being around this kind of people makes me feel like I'm the one doing the stuff they do and doing the stuff they do makes me feel uncomfortable. and c'mon,some of us have allergies to some kinds of food,that's just the same as mine except my tongue doesn't swell up and i don't have some sort of odd body reactions. but hey i said i hated being uncomfortable doesn't mean i don't find myself in half these situations like 50% of the time.i just find ways to deal with them cos I'm sane,remember? and humans that we all are,i know we all hate being inconvenienced or uncomfortable in one way or the other, so i guess I'm really not alone on that..besides,can you blame me, my name is Comfort. i mean,literally i was named Comfort eight days after my procession from my mother's uterine walls and vagina.,eeww! did i really have to go there. oh well,i guess that's just me for you!